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Homeland Security Hires Werewolf Hunters Posted on October 31st, 2006 By MaryJanice Stoker Inquirer Staff Writer Whitehouse Press Secretary Rick Sloane formally announced Homeland Security’s program to recruit a formal task force for the detection, containment, and prosecution of werewolves. This announcement was made after a large appropriations bill passed that included 2.3 billion dollars for silver bullets. Over three hundred government workers have been employed under the direction of Homeland Security’s new Counter-Occult Division. “Our traditional domestic and international forces have been insufficient to combat